Onion W(Rap)

This is a rap about the person I mentioned in my previous article Peeling Onions. Enjoy!


So I’m a little girl huh

Well I’m not here to fuckin’ play

This shit real life

But you just treat it like a game

You’re gonna shut the hell up

And hear just what I have to say

Cause I’m the baddest bitch here

At the end of the day


I’ve met a lot of cocky people

And you seem to be the worst

You think that nobody loves you

But your just a bad flirt

If you wanna be a girl

Then go on wear a fuckin’ skirt

But if you want touch somebody

Then you’ve gotta ask them first


I can guarantee that no one

Wants to hear that joke again

And everybody rolls their eyes

About the things that you have said

Do I need to say it twice

For you to get it through your head

Not a single person here

Cares how many books you’ve read


You’re emotionally abusive

And a downright tool

You try and act real smart

But you sound like a fool

You look down on everybody

Cause you think you’re so cool

But you’re still a little boy

And this is fuckin’ high school


Once upon a time

A boy tried to be a man

First he met a pretty girl

Carved her name into his hand

Then he pissed on his friends

Just because he was sad

And he ended up alone

Oops guess thats the end


Your carrying your baggage

Everywhere like its a prize

Yeah I get it no ones problems

Measure up in your eyes

You use a small amount of charm

As your cheap disguise

Think you need to take down

Your ego a size


The is no excuse

To be a pompous asshole

Youd think in four years

Your personality’d have grown

Now I’m done with my rant

Feel free to go home

Then you can be all alone

Just like you belong


If you’d like to listen to the rap, click here.



Dearest Olivia,


I  can’t even begin to explain how amazing you are. I can’t imagine my life without your inspiring rants and goofy smile.


I believe we first met in Drama Club because you and I were both friends with Kristie Martin, and freshman year when I invited you to my birthday mall excursion I hardly knew you, but I was sure we were going to be friends. I thought you were so strong, confident, and brilliant, and I was in awe of your amazing voice.


I love how you have such strong opinions that you will fight for and I love that you don’t put up with anyones bullshit. We’ve had so many thought-provoking discussions and you’ve empowered me to stand up for myself more often.


I know that you sometimes think that you are not good enough, but you should know that you are gorgeous inside and out. To be completely honest, I had quite a crush on you last year. I hope that someday you find a person that you love and makes you happy.


You have the most lovely voice I’ve ever heard, and you should never let anyone bring you down. Follow your dreams of musical theater, I know you can do it, I’m only sad I won’t be there to see you continue to grow. Just remember I will always support you and be a metaphorical shoulder to lean on.


I’m crying now, writing this, because I can’t believe I have to leave. I only hope we can stay in touch. I just wanted to say that I love you and I will miss you immensely.

Love, Gwen


Hey Kyle,


To be honest, I hated you before I even knew you. There are so many judgey bitches at KHS and I guess I was one of them for a while. Luckily, this semester, I got to know you and now you are one of my best friends. It breaks my heart that I have to leave now especially because I haven’t even know you for that long, but I hope we can stay in touch and maybe I can visit sometime.


I remember the first time we really talked, it was about Once Upon A Time, so I guess I owe our friendship to a television show. At first I actually thought you were hitting on me ( Let’s be honest…you probably were. ) and I almost stopped talking to you. Thank gosh I didn’t. ( I was about to type ‘Thank Thor’ but it seemed a little bit too nerdy. Then again, you do play Magic. )


I know it’s really hard for you to open up, but I’m really glad you did with me, at least a little. You have to remember that you are not what people think you are. I hope you have a great two years in high school. I also hope that someday you find a beautiful girl or guy that makes you happy.


You may think you don’t have any affect on people’s lives, but I can’t imagine life without your stupid jokes and painful hugs. Every morning when you say “Hello gorgeous” it made me feel a little less ugly. ( Yes, yes I have self worth issues. ) I am always here for you ( Maybe not geographically, but you know what I mean. ) and you are never alone.


I really, really hope you are happy forever and that we never ever stop talking ( Dammit Kyle, now I’m crying. ) Anyway, I just wanted to remind you that I love you and I will miss you hardcore.
Love, Gwen